There was some story about a young guy who liked a girl and they wanted to date, but her father wouldn't permit it... Here is the trick though.... The young boy had a long tail which his ancestors were attached too.  It was me, I was in the park and meeting the girls father for the first time.... When he saw me from the front he thought (what a nice looking young man), but then I had the long purple tail, 100 feet long with full size humans attached at the waste to it.  They were talking constantly.

Jaina and I were climbing into a hummer together talking about a business plan.

Jaina and I had a date lined up.  WE lived in a house where we each had our own apartment.  I also had a tiny little room I used for are, music, and creative things.  I was afraid of something outside so at night when I would go in I'd lock the door.

There were magical, or multi dimensional bandits who had stolen something from my mother or grandmother.   Me and My 2 brothers were going through an attic, commenting on how we wanted to catch the villain who had been steeling from our matriarch.

I was at whole foods... with Lisa and Jaina.  The Cashiers were all talking behind Lisa's back calling her a slut.  I persisted in being her friend.   When I tried to tell Jaina about the interaction she said not to repeat it because it is gossip.